rneatbicycle:

that’s what little girls are made of

rneatbicycle:

that’s what little girls are made of

(Source: meatbicyclevevo)

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communistbakery:

poutingly:

angryfuckingvegan:

Milk is not natural.

Milk is not natural.

Milk is not natural.

Milk is not natural.

Milk is not natural.

Milk is not natural.

Milk is not natural.

Milk is not natural.

Milk is not natural.

Milk is not natural.

Angryfuckingvegan comes the conclusion that cows are not real and milk does not actually exist

confirmed: babies do NOT drink breast milk. That’s what the government wants you to think

(Source: princess-passion-flower)

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nursejpg:

*listens to ur heart with a stethoscope* *takes ur temperature* *flashes a light in ur eyes* yep…. it’s exactly as i expected…. ur really cute….. *writes a prescription for lots of kisses*

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oldmanstephanie:

givemeinternet:

I love this post.

is that a fucking pun

oldmanstephanie:

givemeinternet:

I love this post.

is that a fucking pun

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  • high school teacher: yeah i have a 4 year degree so you can call me Mr. Whatshisname and if you call me Frank that's disrespectful I'll give you detention for a week
  • college professor: hi i've got my Ph.D., i spent 10 years doing research, i have 7 patents and 26 published papers, and i was nationally recognized for my work. but you can call me Kim if you want.

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taylor-sea:

The progression of video games in a few decades.

(Source: sonandheirofnothinginparticular)

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rococobutter:

worb:

i honestly do not know what to do with this cover of anaconda that beauty guru addicted2toofaced and her sister did

What the shit kinda kids bop Skechers and north face jackets bullshit is this?

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